Well, I certainly need this!

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Can you afford to hire someone to do your 

busy work for a while? If so, do it. If not, see if you can avoid the busy 

work for a while. In my astrological opinion, you need to deepen and refine 

your skills at lounging around and doing nothing. The cosmic omens 

strongly and loudly and energetically suggest that you should be soft and 

quiet and placid. It's time for you to recharge your psychospiritual 

batteries as you dream up new approaches to making love, making 

money, and making sweet nonsense. Please say a demure "no, thanks" to 

the strident demands of the status quo, my dear. Trust the stars in your 

own eyes.